it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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I deserve to be covered in dicks
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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