Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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