dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
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You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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