All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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