What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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