Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
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I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
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The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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