I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
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mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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