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worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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