Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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