He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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