Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Randomize
