i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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