I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
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Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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