Capitaan dildo arrescate!
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
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He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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