It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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