I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Oh god it's open bar.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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