i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
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She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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