Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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