Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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