What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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