we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
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My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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