he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
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Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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