to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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