I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
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Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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