Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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