You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
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