I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
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I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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