Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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