He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
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I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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