I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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