The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
Randomize