Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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