New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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