I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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