Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
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I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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