So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
