Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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