Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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