Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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