he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
He did a backflip because drugs
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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