IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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