no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
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I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
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i think i just lost a toe
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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