And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
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how do flat chested girls get laid?
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
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Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
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