D3 body, D1 cock
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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