This girl is more easily done than said...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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