Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Banned from zoo.
Again?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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