worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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