he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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