i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
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I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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