Your tits are I can't wait for
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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