these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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