Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
operation harelip BJ is a go
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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